The Mustard Conspiracy

This is basically a French deck jacket, which, I'm assuming, you wear on a boat made of cheese that sails on an ocean of wine? The color selection on these is pretty on point. Get the yellow one and call it "mustard". Every fucking season fashion people say mustard is gonna be the next big thing. Except, it never really is. I'm not exactly sure why this mustard conspiracy keeps getting perpetuated, but it probably has something to do with Karl Lagerfeld and his secret French's fetish or some shit. Regardless, mustard looks pretty good matched up with muted tones, so holleur (French spelling).