The Magazine Subscriptions Of Your Childhood

Half-zips were king shit when I was in Elementary school. You looked dope as fuck pulling those things off after a sick 25 minutes outdoor recess session. The only thing more next level was having your own magazine subscription. If you got shit sent to you in the mail you were on some czar status. I had a subscription to Game Informer and Wizard. Yeah, that's right, Wizard was a magazine about comic books. WHAT DO YOU THINK LED TO MY CAREER (GENEROUS, I KNOW) WRITING ABOUT VINTAGE NIKE HALF-ZIP WINDBREAKERS AVAILABLE AT BODEGA? MY FUCKING TWO HAND TOUCH SKILLS? PUH-LEASE.