The Kimono Dragons

You’re out of your fucking mind if you think I’m NOT going to buy a bunch of these for myself and my best friends, all two of them. Like, we'll call ourselves the Kimono Dragons and shit. KIMONO DRAGONS! Is that an original? That's too good to be an original, right? Fuck it. I’m taking it. If you’re paying $430 for a glorified Japanese bathrobe you can call yourself whatever the fuck you want. Matter of fact, call me Intern-in-Chief. That’s my title around these parts from now on. I run shit...after I clear it with my boss and he clears it with his boss. You want a bag of pretzels from the break room? Yeah right, bro. I'll break ya knee caps if you think you think you’re not paying a vig for these Snyder’s.