The Cultural Insensitivity Ticket!

If you’re as tired of traditional Euro-American menswear as the rest of us dorks, the best way to spice it up is by aggressively appropriating the clothing of other cultures. In that vein, it would seem that this jacket right here is the cultural insensitivity ticket! This premium linen and cotton...um...jawn (?) looks like it was ripped straight from Zatoichi and is indeed the sort of garb you would wear if you were a blind, katana wielding, based FOB. Okay, so technically you’d be wielding a shikomizue, but who cares because indigo robe jackets are the shit and your feeble foes would be paralyzed by the sheer power emanating off this garment alone. Nobody has time for appropriate cultural referencing when they’re busy fucking shit up.

  • Dave s

    Call Hattori Hanzo if you gonna wear this shit.