So I'm sitting here asking my douche of an EIC if he's ever heard of Pierre Hardy, and he's all, "Yeah, they make the most terrible fucking sneakers in the world." WELL, ALRIGHT, THANKS FOR YOUR OPINION, GUY. Color me uncultured, but they haven't been on my radar and if what he says is true then fuck it, here's their redeeming shoe. I don't know what it is, maybe it's because they possess an uncanny resemblance to these Jordans. Or maybe it's just how well the royal blue and yellow work together. But Lawrence still says they suck because they're not Margielas or whichever high-fashion sneaker is cool guy shit right now this very fucking second. Either way, these look better than some fat Dick Ovens. YEAH, I SAID IT.