The Business Casual Continuum

So you want to wear shoes that are comfortable all day long, but you don’t want to wear orthopedic clogs all day long because your cozy levels aren’t quite high enough at this particular juncture in time. Well, Birkenstock heard your lamentations and designed the Maine. The full upper helps them look sort of less like gross orthopedic clogs, right? Sure, they’re still ugly-beautiful AT BEST, but in a way that you can handle. Plus, your boss won’t realize when they walk by your cube that you are more than slightly bending the framework of the business casual continuum. Go ahead and be the office hippie. Everyone will assume you’re generally kindhearted and patient. They will also ask you for drugs at the office Christmas party.