The Best Kind Of Sex Is The Kind You Don’t Have To Lie About

You're one of those guys that takes on the interests and personality of every chick you date, aren't you? Yeah, sure, you definitely want to pay $300 to go to that Jay Z and Beyonce tour. It's okay, man. I'm not judging—the best kind of sex is the kind that you don't have to lie about, meaning that it actually exists. But for the wannabe ranch hand slash aspiring Japanese monk, Santana Social Club's DRIIGH label has got you thoroughly laced up with this overshirt/noragi hybrid. Whether you're herding cattle to the slaughterhouse or leading an existential book club on the latest Murakami, you can now easily adapt to your every-changing surroundings. Plus, it's up for pre-order, so you only have to pay for 30% right now and the remaining when it ships in August. That's like getting it for free as far as I'm concerned.

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  • Sjoerd K.

    Man, Jake was underrated. I miss him already.
    He wasn’t as good as a writer as Jon, but he was our not-so-good-writer and I loved him for that.

    • squatty

      no he was an idiot, if he’s gone, fuck him. hope he never shows up on any of my feeds again.