Bridge & Burn teamed up with the Official Manufacturing Company (I refuse to write "OMFGCO" because it reminds me of that band LMAFAOIUA:LFDJ or whatever it is and FUCK THAT BAND) to make this work jacket. Two-tone cotton twill, fully lined, inside pockets—what more could you possibly want? GROW YOUR OWN BEARD. Can’t grow a decent beard? Smoke cigs. A raspy voice, albeit not as powerful as a lumberjack beard, is still a form of hipster girl Kryptonite. But make sure you know how to exhale smoke slowly so you have a plume of smoke perpetually hovering around your dome like you’re David fucking Copperfield making the Statue of Liberty reappear. That’s how you win Tumblr.