That Orthopedic Prison Look

I’m all about Velcro kicks that look like shoes even my grandpa would refuse to wear and Vans got that orthopedic prison look on LOCK. These joints should come with their own walker with tennis balls on the feet or a shank made out of a toothbrush depending on which way you want to go with it. I’m also pretty sure that if you wear these shoes you will instantly take your dinner at 4:30pm and start mistrusting ethnic groups not your own. Oh shit, those last two kinda work for both nursing homes and penitentiaries.

  • Connor O’Brien

    these are giving me 8 year old Geox vibes…

  • Andrew

    These shoes + Mr. Rogers cardi = excelling octogenarian style