That Fine Ass Suede

Who other than Common Projects is throwing this fine ass suede on any type of shoe let alone a sneaker. I’m pretty sure this is the first sneaker I’m going to buy when I get a real job that only pays $30,000/year just to show people how hood rich I am. Like, yea bruh, I got that Italian suede on deck and I still don’t pay for no groceries at my mom’s house. You jelly? Then, I’m going to go to my old elementary school and wear these on the gym floor so when that pedo of a gym teacher tells me, “No shoes on the court,” I can just be like, “BOOM. POW. SURPRISE. BITCH. These are 'tennis shoes.'" Hop off my nutsack, coach.