Terribly Dope Blue Balls

Over the weekend, Nike teased their newest design innovation, the Air Max Lunar90, in the process giving us terribly dope blue balls. The upper utilizes Hyperfuse tech, while the sole unit is obviously comprised of that Lunar good good (thank Jesus not that Lunar+1 or +5 trash), rendering the a new old sneaker that is most cawpable. Although, for fuck's sake, do we really need another "Infared" Air Max 90? Mix it up, fellas. If this were coked out it would be infinitely superior, though my money's on Nike dropping monochromatic colorways in places and quantities that will make them near impossible to acquire. The Air Max Lunar90 drops on January 3.