Talking Shit About Everyone You’ve Met In The Past 25 Years

Oh man, I want to wear the shit out of jackets like this Arpenteur joint. Cotton-linen blend denim? SAY WHAT? FUCK YEAH. I'm just gonna wear this jacket everyday no matter what, so that in a few years it looks as haggard and destroyed as I do. I just want to be that grizzled old dude smoking cigarettes with white hair and surprisingly white teeth that sits at the end of the bar slamming booze and talking shit about everyone he's ever met in the last 25 years. Instead of some western saloon or something, it'll just be, like, Blind Barber or some shit and I'll be making fun of how much product you use in your hair.