Taking Preemptive Measures To Ensure Appropriately Obnoxious Scarf Levels

Looking for an exotic patterned stole? Let’s be honest with ourselves here. While right now it’s hotter than ever and our fair cities smell like body odor and toxic waste, Fall/Winter is coming and we need to be prepared. Your steez in inclement weather is directly proportional to how obnoxious your scarf game is. One way to ensure an appropriately obnoxious scarf level is to insist on calling your scarves "stoles". Like ridiculous patterns, having ridiculous synonyms for regular, everyday words is how you impress people these days.

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