I WOULD MURDER SOMEONE FOR THESE VANS. Yeah fucking right. They ain’t no J's. But they are pretty cool and at least you won’t have to wear that checker print version you did going through your ill-advised ska phase. The only problem with these shoes is that I don’t think you can get too angry in them. It’s like anger and floral print shoes are diametrically opposed. Instead you'll have to stay mad chill all the time, bro. Just take a Xanax and go surfing and it’ll be all good. What's that? You don't have a prescription AND you live in a land locked state? I dunno man, maybe you should get the fuck outta there. I can’t help you with a prescription, but Oi Polloi can. Well, not with prescription drugs, but with the Vans. You’re still on your own for drugs.