Stuffed To The Gills With Jawnery

These Epperson Mountaineering "Large Climb Totes" reminds me of those giant military parachute bags that you always see at military surplus stores. I own one of those parachute bags and I use it as my laundry bag, so if you ever see me walking around with a giant olive bag it is most likely stuff to the gills with jawnery. Please don't rob me in that case. This tote is great because it's big enough to probably carry anything that you could possibly buy at a Farmer's Market or fancy boutique, except maybe a big ass pumpkin or watermelon. I always buy a giant watermelon and then realize I gotta carry a giant watermelon around the rest of the farmer's market like a fucking chump. Pro tip: Buy your melons and gourds LAST when shopping for produce.