Stop Fronting On Loafers

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Loafers are fucking dope. Just look at these loafers. They are venetian. They also come in all kinds of awesome colors. They're refined and elegant and understated and when they're not those things they're bold and badass and middle finger-y. They're way better than the boots everyone is refusing to take off. Who wants to wear boots? Boots are for woodspeople. Loafers are for gentleman. Rancourt & Co. makes these loafers in Maine where the woodspeople live, but I can assure you that this footwear option is for true gentleman only. Gentlemen with the finest taste for things like handcrafted boats, sterling cutlery, natural breasts and heaping spoonfuls of beluga caviar. Imagine eating heaping spoonfuls of beluga caviar with a natural breasted woman whilst wearing boots? You'd look like a goddamn fool. Get some loafers. Be a gentleman. End of story.

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