Stop Disappointing Your Asian Girlfriend

"Subtle leopard prints" sounds like the name of your ex-girlfriends experimental art band. They didn’t have concerts and called their shows "performance pieces". They even had dancers and despite being painful as fuck you went to support Subtle Leopard Print’s. I hope the blowies were worth it because everyone can still see on Facebook that you went to, like, seven of those things. The stupid things we do for love, amirite? These Uniform Experiment shirts feature all the same dopeness that other Uniform Experiment pieces feature, including the straight cash 2-in-1 chest pocket. I’m telling you this so that when you finally get your own UE joint on the low-low off Rakuten, you won’t ether yourself it front of your Otaku friends when you’re like, “Yeah, and the chest pocket has another pocket inside it!” Your Asian girlfriend will be so disappoint.