The Steeziest Fabrics Of All Time

Fabrics, swatches, materials, hides, wools—we’re obsessed with them. I mean, not really. Technically we’re just obsessed with them once they’ve been manipulated and materialized into a very expensive set of sweatpants, but you get my point. And because I’m sure you don’t get enough of my uninformed, unsolicited opinions, I’m here to inform you of the steeziest fabrics of all time. We're clocking everything from endangered animal hides to shit made in a lab.

  • WAVY

    Suede must be prepping his twitter rant right now. Be on the lookout for dem Spongebob memes Jon Moy!

  • huiche7

    BEST POST EVER MOY

  • Kerry Nordstrom

    You missed one: Cuben Fiber. I know Raf Simons hasn’t used it yet, but I assure you it’s steezier than, um…corduroy?

    Here’s a 12 oz. backpack that looks like it’s woven from the remnants of space suits. http://www.hyperlitemountaingear.com/packs/1600-series/summit-pack.html If you make it from an unobtanium fabric and market it with #campvibes, they will come.

  • Jo Anakin Kabuye

    no french terry tho b?

  • Dave s

    Jon moy, you are such a good writer that it’s technically unfair to have Jake Woolf on this site with you which is Schlossman’s fault. Woolf is like a cheaper version of yourself and yet too similar in style to be on the same site as you. He is not a steezy fabric. He is pleather.

  • VERSACEVERSACEVERSACE

    GET YA SWATCH GAME UP JU HEARD