Stealth Opulence

Hand made denim slippers will soon be the go-to house shoe of the privileged elite because, with the imminent collapse of the world just mere weeks away, these will confuse the fuck out of any would-be looters eyeing the crib. "You sure this dude is loaded? This motherfucker is wearing slippers made of dad jeans, fam. I think we've got the wrong house." BAM! Hit 'em with these stealthily opulent Japanese denim slippers from Crossed Arrows that'll bewilder anyone in their presence. Hell, rock them outside too since no one but you will know the bottoms are made of pig suede. Might as well be cozy when shit hits the fan, amirite?

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