Stay Burgin’

Undercover jawnz are a risky style move. Certain people will respect you at a very high level, but a lot of people will just lump you in with dudes who really like anime and play GameCube competitively. For real. Bloggers will be on your D all like, "STAY BURGIN'. VEGETARIANS TRYNA GET AT ME. WE HUNGRY OUT HERE, BRUH." And the cute girl at the bus stop will be all like, "STOP LOOKING AT ME. GO BACK TO YOUR LAN PARTIES AND THE PORN STARS WHOSE FULL NAMES YOU KNOW."

  • ralph48

    anime and gamecube are awesome, stop trying to be cool

  • nicolazaro

    Lan parties are vastly underrated too.