Spring Is Never Coming

Sorry to tell you guys, but spring is pretty much never coming. R.I.P. Farmers' Almanacs because it's literally about to snow later this afternoon. Be like me and just give up. I almost don't even want to buy summer shoes because it's like what's the fucking point when I've got to wear boots every day until the end of May? If there a were a reason to cop lightweight summer kicks though, I would have to consider these Nike SB Lunar One Shots, which, evidently, are super technical skate shoe, but I don't give a fuck about any of that. I just think they look simple and lightweight enough to rock with my new lord diaper butt pants.