Somewhere, Redman Is Smiling

YOW! Phigvel just murdered the hat game. Somewhere, Redman is smiling. You’re probably like, “YEAH FUCKING RIGHT! LIKE I’M GONNA WEAR A SAILOR’S HAT ALL TURNT UP LIKE THAT.” And you’re right. If you wore it the way actual sailors wear theirs you’d be a fronting pile of steaming douche shit. Unless, of course, you’re a real sailor, in which case, thank you kindly for your service. Please wear your hat however the fuck you want.

  • Michael

    “thank you for sailing”
    – Jon Moy, to a person in a sailboat