Somersaults Without The Creasing

Yo, tell me how you grew up DYING for a retro of the Infrared '90s. That shit was grail status. Everyone wanted a pair and you only knew old ass dudes with real jobs that actually had a pair. You know what’s worse than that? Someone actually getting a pair and walking like a fucking duck so they didn’t crease the toe box. That was the absolute fucking WORST. Luckily, these new Infrareds have swapped out the leather for mesh. That means you could basically do a bunch of fucking somersaults in these motherfuckers and they’re not creasing. Honestly, I’m like $450 in debt right now on the only credit card that was dumb enough to actually give me a line of credit, but fuck it. YOOOOLOOOOOO. I’m fucking brown, dude, I’m not supposed to have good credit.

  • http://www.blcklistd.com blcklistd

    these look like a confused pair of nike currents screaming for a ‘free’ sole

  • charlie

    i like the party in the side and back, but not really feeling the country club front

  • http://picassoknows.tumblr.com Tony

    lmao at “I’m fucking brown, dude, I’m not supposed to have good credit”