Someone Who Drops $300 On A Sweatshirt In Hopes Of Using It As A Ploy Weeks Down The Line

Ervell makes this technical crewneck sweatshirt that is very in line with the activewear movement of late. I mean, it's on a model so obviously it appears to fit well, but it looks like it hangs nicely. Like, it looks like it doesn't cling to one's not exactly six-pack abs which is always nice. You could probably get away with wearing this during the summer if your find yourself on the beach at night, being irresponsible and daring the girls you're with to get naked and run in the water. That's probably a really bad idea, but at least you'll have a sweatshirt to give one of them when they get out of the water, which will make you look like a gentleman and not someone who drops $300 on a sweatshirt in hopes that he can use it as a ploy weeks down the line.