So That’s Where Camo Comes From

Remember what Logan Zane be feeding its cows? Well, that was a long time ago—my first day at Four Pins HQ, to be exact. I just received an insider blogging tip stating that the camo cows Logan Zane employs to make their products have been on the decline and were just recently added on the endangered species list. Simply put, these belts are very rare. WWF is doing all they can to keep these animals from extinction. Why do you think you’ve never seen one alive? Fucking Illuminati, bro. None of this is making any sense and that's okay. Just know that these belts are hot fire. Grab yourself one before they, and camouflage cows, are gone fover.

  • http://www.mrmag.bandcamp.com MaG

    i’d eat a camo burger if they made one. just saying…

    • Rede

      CAMO BURGER?? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!