All I’ve seen lately on ties is floral prints. And not even, like, good florals, just a fucking a couple of wilting ass daises on a tie looking all boring and shit—snoozefests in bloom. Lemme bring you the real deal from Liberty London straight up sonning the entire floral game. I wish I had one of these things in high school so I could have matched my date to prom. Actually, I wish I had a date to prom. Don’t be a fucking loser like me, grab one of these, match your prom date like a boss and holler at your right of passage if you catch my drift.
Snoozefests In Bloom
