Sleeze Tees

Am I the only person who feels like I really missed out on life because I didn’t get to kick it with chicks from the ‘70s? Like, girls you see in old biker magazines and shit? Women were raw back in the day. They rolled their own smokes, wore crazy headdresses and coyote fur hats, owned switchblades and rocked Frye boots with denim cutoffs. You would call her your old lady and she’d call you a son of a bitch, and you'd love one another more than anything. It would be a gloriously sleazy relationship that existed without air conditioning and sensible birth control. Well, if you’re like me and you pine for the days of moderately destructive relationships with moderately dangerous women, these T-shirts are right up your alley.