Skipping The French Hardware Store

Owning gear from Needles is pretty necessary if you’re trying to impress bloggers because this shit is v expensive, v prestigious and v Japanese—all the hallmarks of things that dudes on the Internet who talk about clothes touch their penises to. That’s a trifecta. Everyone loves Bill Cunningham because he is so humble and simple and razor-focused. Everyone also loves that blue chore coat he always wears, even if it is cheap and disposable. Instead of getting a your own chore coat from a French hardware store like Bill, I’m gonna get this Needles joint instead and, as always, do absolutely zero chores in it. That’s what roommates are for.

  • Dave s

    Why in God’s name is Chairman Mao such a style reference on this blog? Workers of the fashion blogs unite!