Simultaneously Super Turned On And Super Bummed Out

Are you one of those guys that never wear shorts? Cool story, bro. Why don’t you go hang out with the guys that don’t ever wear sneakers and the guys that never wear suits. You’re the racists of menswear and I don’t like it. You SHOULD wear these Beautifical shorts. The colors are perfect and you can still wear all those ridiculously long shirts you just bought because the lengths on these are sensible. Guys, just because you saw James Bond wear short shorts and your girl made that face she only makes when she’s simultaneously super turned on and super bummed out that she’s actually dating you, doesn’t mean you should wear tiny shorts.

  • Dave s

    Nice shorts. No doubt about it. Is it true that j crew makes the same shorts in these colors and more for about $50 . Yeah. It’s true.