“Shirts” Like “Careers”

This nonnative "hooded shirt" is a lot like your "career". No one can tell if this is really a shirt or a light jacket, just like no one can tell if your "career" is an actual job or more like a hobby you keep telling everyone will eventually “take off.” But don’t worry about semantics and things like "shirts" and "jackets" and "jobs" and "you're a degenerate." Just know this thing is the fucking jam and would look most dope with your too skinny jeans and chunky sneakers.