Shame On Your Hanes Beefy Tee

Fear of God is a Pusha T mixtape but it’s also a clothing label because EVERYTHING PUSHA T. It could be other things too, but I don’t feel like googling it right now as all my disposable tabs are being occupied by Cyber Monday deals. PSYCH. I don’t possess the foresight to wait for things to go on sale. I just buy on impulse and then realize I have zero money for things like food and dates and presents for my long-suffering family for the holidays. Instead I just show up for Christmas dinner wearing an extra-long 125 dollar T-shirt that has asymmetrical hemlines. The unique hemline is worth the price of admission alone. YOUR HANES BEEFY TEE DOESN’T HAVE A CURVED FRONT HEM, DOES IT? SHAME ON YOUR HANES BEEFY TEE.