You know what happens when you have a job and a significant other and a few other responsibilities and hobbies sprinkled on top? You have to do things on weekends. Yeah. As in,
“Hey my dude, what are you doing on Saturday? Wanna get lifted and play that new zombie apocalypse game?”
“Nah, I wish. I’m going on a little trip this weekend.”
“Word? You need a ride to the airport?”
“No, we’re driving, weekend getaway.”
“Where can you go for just a weekend that’s fun and close enough to drive to?”
“NOWHERE MAN WE JUST GO TO A WHIMSICAL BOUTIQUE HOTEL NESTLED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE TO HAVE SEX AND DRINK CAPPUCCINOS IN DAPPLED SUNLIGHT.”
You need the proper bag for a legit weekend getaway. Duffels are cool, but sometimes you look like an impeccably dressed serial killer dragging body parts around in waxed canvas tubes. So instead get this Head Porter overnighter because it features one of their signature silhouettes and plenty of space for the extra pair of shoes you never admit to packing because packing “minimally” is cooler.