See You Bitches At The Tuileries

This Patrik Ervell corduroy shirt is the jam. I was gonna boycott writing about Ervell because their PR Team denied the shit out of ya boy's NYFW request like Dikembe Mutombo. It’s cool though, Nick Grant didn’t get invited either. FORGET YOU, PATRIK WITHOUT A "C" LIKE THAT'S A NORMAL WAY TO SPELL YOUR NAM. WE BOTH WENT SHOPPING INSTEAD. I like corduroy shirts more than corduroy pants because I’m assuming you won’t hear that annoying ass swishing noise wearing a shirt as much as trousers. Is "swishing" the most accurate onomatopoeia for the noise corduroy makes? THIS IS THE TYPE OF REVIEW YOUR SHOW COULD HAVE GOTTEN, ERVELL. Keep fucking up and I’ll switch to reviewing womenswear exclusively. Here’s a preview:

"PHOEBE PHILO IS GOD. IT’S BEEN LIKE THAT FOR A MINUTE CAROLINA, HERRERA."

See you bitches at the Tuileries.

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