Say No To Struggle Mitts

Let's take a long, hard look at the men's accessories market, shall we? I mean, it's not like we have anything even remotely better to do. See, shit's fucked up. It's a land of the haves and have nots. At one end of the spectrum you've got gear for the perpetually balling out of control and, on the other end, wears for those born into serfdom. We're living in a world where you're limited to elephant leather, virgin panda cub fur lined gloves for eleventy billion dollars or a three pack of Hobo Inc. struggle mitts on deep discount for $3.47. No lie, this is the strange, often absurd reality of men's accessories. Forget Ja, I want to know where the middle ground is. It literally cannot be that hard to put out solid accessories at a solid pricepoint. While we wait for the world to turn, at least there's Club Monaco, who's coming correct for those of us who still think about paying rent AND blowing chunks of our paycheck on fly shit. Enter their half-knit leather glove, available for a digestible $89.50. A half leather, half cotton pair of badass muffs with the wool/cashmere lining for under a Benjamin? Sign me the fuck up. I wore mine this morning.

  • Jesse

    I’ve got five fingers, dawg.