Sartorial Loopholes

I used to rock rollneck sweaters from J. Crew in high school not because I was that ahead of the curve, but because my high school made us wear ties and we were all about trying to get away with not wearing ties via whatever genius sartorial loopholes the human brain come up with. So, I rocked rollnecks with no ties underneath all winter long. This rollneck right here is made from 100% lambswool, so it’s probably way nicer than the ones I was rocking back in the day, but that shit absolutely got the job done so I'm not mad about it. This is certified architect steez and architect steez is exactly how you attract classy women with things like post-graduate degrees.