Next Level Rug Burn

These Air Turf Raiders are pretty dope and are currently on sale for $70 at Bodega. Basically, these only have nostalgic appeal nowadays considering no one really fucks with AstroTurf anymore because it was one of the worst things ever. Shit was basically a green carpet on top of concrete, which was OK for athletics and incredible for taking ground balls off your front teeth and getting next level rug burn. I actually remember being really stoked that I could wear basketball sneakers to play football whenever my Pop Warner team would play some rich kid town like New Canaan, right up until I did a single action that lead to me falling on the ground. You probably won't get rug burn wearing these, just burned by people who don't get why you're basically wearing cleats as sneakers.