RIP, Aaliyah, RIP

RIP, Aaliyah, RIP. Were you assholes even alive when Aaliyah was alive? Were you old enough to understand the double entendres in "Rock The Boat"? Probably not. But I won’t hold that against you because I love the Rolling Stones and I most definitely wasn’t alive when they were cool either. This reminds me, someone make a "Have You Seen Magoo?" T-shirt. What is that guy up to these days? UP JUMPS DA BOOGIE! Also, please ignore the terrible beanie displayed in these product shots. Do not, I repeat, do not wear a beanie that says "PORN" with the female gender symbol standing in for the "O". You will get shot. Hopefully by a down ass chick wearing an Aaliyah tribute tee.