The Most Ridiculous Products (And A Few Other Things) Of 2013

WOO 2013 is almost a wrap my dudes. You’re probably knee deep in year-end lists right now while you try and figure out how you’re going to pretend to do work for the rest of the week.  Call me #menswear Jesus ‘cause I just came through with a solid 4-5 minutes of time wasting material. We here at Four Pins are exposed to a lot of very expensive, very questionable products and services. So obviously we’re not about a list of the 20 most laudable moments of 2013 or the best collections of 2013. WE DON’T PRAISE HERE AT FOUR PINS WE JUST TALK SHIT ABOUT THE MOST EXPENSIVE AND LUDICROUS THINGS WE SAW THIS CALENDAR YEAR.

  • Crawford Roark

    That frozen orange chicken…

  • NP10

    HAHAH RELIGIOUS STUDIES

  • JSHdS

    Subtle w/ the princeton reference

  • Rob M.E. Blind

    Haha that slide 20 made the entire read

  • 92

    IF U GUYS KEEP POSTING 1 ARTICLE A DAY IM GOING TO GIVE JAKE WOOLF A WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jamie Clawson

    what about those super cool portable chopsticks? they come in a horween case!

  • Guest

    “Like six ounces of truffles”

  • TJay

    slide 20 makes me miss James Tirado on here for some reason idk man

  • fuccyouraunty

    fuck this post all I have to say is nigga we made it!!!

  • Alex

    For those of us that already did the damage on slide 20 and are saddled with student loans… There’s still hope, guys. You don’t have to sacrifice your good looks and put-together appearance, and your diet doesn’t have to consist exclusively of Top Ramen. You can save money with Dorco. We’re a shaving company providing quality razors for up to 70% less than leading brands. But don’t take our word for it. Read what other guys think about the quality of our blades and systems and see our prices for yourself at DorcoUSA.com. Great post. Thanks for the good laughs, man.

    • Angelo

      Hey bro, fuck off. Go pay dimes for real advertisements.