Reversible And Mad Girly

This Missoni tote is reversible AND mad girly. Fuck all y'all, mad girly is IN. I can call what's hot in the street "girly". Ain't nothing wrong with that, especially since we're all confident in our sexuality and what not. Giant scarves and shawls and ponchos and fur accents? That’s girly AS FUCK. Or actually, old woman as fuck, but you know, six of one half dozen of another. Catch me totin' around a four hundred dollar tote, being all like, “Hey gurl, did you know this tote is totes reversible?” Fresh ass carrots and celery pokin' out the Missoni like I don't know my provisions are straight lookin' like an impressionist painting.