Simon Miller Spring/Summer 2014 Will Help You Return The Favor For A Change

Between the long T-shirts, your constant references to "rare hemlines" and your affinity for bucket hats, chances are your girlfriend hates the way you dress. But if you were to wear exclusively Simon Miller, even if for only a couple days, she would love your shit thoroughly. See, studies conducted by me right this very minute have shown that even the most advanced, non-basic bitches love light-washed denim shirts, indigo-dyed T-shirts and slim-but-not-skinny jeans, not to mention they go absolutely bonkersville for a good trucker jacket. Also, Simon Miller's distressed jeans are something you guys can both fuck with before getting your fuck on 'cause they're that good. Reciprocation is good from time to time, you greedy bastard. You can shop the new Simon Miller collection at Mr. Porter.

  • Evan Wood

    A lot of the time I feel like Jake Woolf’s copy is being written directly to Jon Moy. This is one of those times.

  • Kevin

    strong lookbook