Remember When Everything Was XTREME?

This is Porter’s “Extreme” Backpack. Those are their words, I swear. I still think that they should have spelled it XTREME like it was a backpack you could win in a Mountain Dew Code Red contest or some shit. They could have Tony Hawk do a bunch of 900's or whatever while wearing the backpack for the commercial. Remember when even, like, bagel bites were advertised as "extreme"? I miss the good old days where everything was super gnar and rad. Oh yeah, this backpack also costs $900 fucking dollars, which is why in the commercial Tony Hawk would be doing 900's in it. I’M A MARKETING GENIUS. DON DRAPER AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME.