Relax Dad, This Shirt Is Artisanal

This shirt from Mister Freedom is pretty solid entry into the popover genre. The only downside I can find is that it’s $400 for only half the buttons. That’s what my dad would say if I got this shirt. He’d follow that shit up with like, “Whoa, that job you have writing about clothes in caps lock actually pays you? Does that mean you’ll stop taking all of our groceries after we go to Costco? Seriously, how do you always know when we’re at Costco, but you can’t ever seem to figure out when your mother’s birthday is?” RELAX DAD, THIS SHIRT IS ARTISANAL.