What We Really Mean When We Text Her That We’re “15 Minutes Away”

These Needles hunting gloves get a shoutout because I’m tired of seeing all those hobo-style gloves hipsters wear with the fold back fingers. Needles just cuts to the chase and lops the tips off the index, middle and thumb in order to operate you firearm more easily during the winter. What, you guys don’t operate firearms in the winter? Fine, then this means you can text your girl that you’re "15 minutes away" when you’re really 30-45 minutes away without having to take your glove off or use the tip of your nose.