Really Good Meth

The peacoat is the hipster chick of the outerwear game: No matter how overrated she is, you always snap to attention when she changes up her look. Sure, that was a bit subjective to my personal taste in females, but you get it. Shout out to Club Monaco for inspiring my overwrought metaphor, thought I doubt they can hear me over the sound of the cash money they're minting off of their latest spring take on the aforementioned peacoat. In less of a navy and more of a "really good meth" blue, this is pretty much the perfect piece of outerwear for this time of year. The nylon blend will keep you toasty without burning you the fuck out, while the slash pockets and double breasted fastening will help with that sexually frustrated Norwegian sailor look.