R/C Cars Vs. Coats

Remember when you’d be at the mall and your mom would be all like, “You need to get a warm coat for winter, sweetie.” And you’d be all like, “DAMMNIT MOMS, I NEED RADIO CONTROLLED CARS NOT ANOTHER FUCKING COAT.” And you’d both walk by Eddie Bauer and she’d make you go in try on a bunch of coats "just to see how they fit," but you could never go to the toy store just to see how the R/C cars drove? I agree, that shit was crazy unfair. That being said, you might want to revist Eddie Bauer because they got real slick and teamed up with Nigel Cabourn. This extremely detailed and well made garment costs something, like, 70 radio controlled cars because it's hand stuffed and what not. That means it's over 2G's.

  • Nico

    ITS LIKE WE HAD THE SAME EXACT CHILDHOOD I SWEAR.