“Rap Speak”

Remember how we're dangerously obsessed with fishtail parkas? Yeah, here's an amazingly unaffordable version from Nanamica that costs half a G, my dudes. But it's made out of a nylon cotton blend and has a bunch of other knickknacks that Oi Polloi already paid someone else to write about. So go over to their site and read about 'em. Let’s be honest, you don’t come here to read product descriptions. You come here to read "rap speak," which is still my favorite adjective anyone has ever come up with to shit on my writing.