Putzing Around

Do you live a lifestyle that involves putzing? Do you just spend a day or two "putzing around" each week? If so, these 100% wool Armorlux slippers were pretty much engineered especially for you. Personally, my five year plan is to marry a rich lady. This will open a great many doors to me. One of these doors being high-end slippers. THESE HAVE "LUX" IN FUCKING THE NAME BY THE WAY. Another, more important door, that marrying into money will open, is the ability to tell my wife, after her long day at work, “Yeah, I had a big day too—spent most of it putzing around the garden. Then I putzed a little at the famers market and bookstore.” ALL I DO IS PUTZ, PUTZ, PUTZ NO MATTER WHAT.