Looking Like A Prussian King

More Dries outerrare is never a bad thing, especially as we enter the Fall/Winter part of the year. LOL, I say "we" like I’m an involved and active part of the North American menswear scene. But really, I’m just some nerd typing on a shitty laptop about gear that’s 100% seasonally inappropriate for Australia. Anyway, this Dries coat is still a beast and will help you in your quest to look like a Prussian king. It’s literally impossible to appear even remotely low key in this shit with those all over florals and elevated step lapels. Throw some trainers on it and I assure you Tumblr will take care of the rest.

  • PANCAKETITZ

    *SEASONABLY YOU DUMB FUCK DON’T CALL YOURSELF A “WRITER”

  • Dave s

    Prussian kings don’t wear their mother’s drapes no matter how well they’re cut. I dont’t suggest anyone else should either.