Protest Yourself From Tote Bag Related Burglaries

Sometimes I just wanna take a tote bag to the local coffee shop and write these amazing snippets that masterfully combine self-deprecation with a massive over-reliance on caps lock to mask the real inadequacies of my writing. The only thing stopping me is that I’m scared someone will be able to pick pocket my gear right out the top of my tote. But now Archival Clothing has these zipper totes that fit my internet machine perfectly, so I can walk around flea markets, bookstores and tradeshows with immunity. Thanks Archival Clothing!