Protected From Precipitation, But Still Wet

Converse teamed up with Hancock VA. What's Hancock VA? It's a British coat maker known for their bonded rubber coats. I don't know why a British company has an American state's abbreviation, but who cares, man? FASHION: WHERE NOTHING EVER NEEDS TO MAKE AN SENSE. And yup, you guessed it, these Jack Purcells are made from the same bonded rubber fabric, which means that while your feet will be protected from precipitation, theyll still be wet from sweating profusely because they are encased in fucking rubber. The sneakers will be available this Saturday, March 15, at only the finest rubber shoe (Converse) outlets like Australia's Up There Store.

  • Nerd

    ACTUAL NOTES TAKEN FROM THE CONVERSE DESIGN TABLE:

    Boss: “Ok, so we’re agreed on the navy/white colourway and the grey colourway. How about the third pair?”

    Intern: “…maybe black on black?..”

    Boss: “-YOU THINK WE SHOULD MAKE A PAIR IN BLACK? BLACK?!?!? WHO THE FUCK WEARS BLACK IN 2014 YOU FUCKING EMO MOTHERFUCKER GET OUT OF MY DESIGN SUITE. No. We’re going to make the final pair in tennis ball yellow. Because tennis ball yellow is hot rn.”

    • TJay

      it’s not that bad bruh

      • Nerd

        “it’s not that bad bruh” – TJay, Converse Employee

    • nerd-182

      you seem awful upset about a color way on some converse…

      • Under-appreciated Intern

        I AGREE WITH OP TOTAL BULLSHIT COLOR WHO WEARS TENNIS BALL GREEN HI TOPS

        • fuccyouraunty

          your mama bitch. go get me some coffee peon

    • http://highschool4innovatoes.tumblr.com/ Loveandalchemy

      You sure that’s not raincoat yellow? You sure that doesn’t PRECISELY fit the theme of a coat company using jacket material on a shoe? Nah I’m probably trollin. Carry on

      • http://highschool4innovatoes.tumblr.com/ Loveandalchemy

        Yea stop trollin guy!